Collection: Relax Reality

Two ways to wear one crest.

An art-nouveau seal, printed to order on a cotton long sleeve. Take the fixed BC Edition, or make it yours with your own year. Both are live below. Choose an option.

Option one: Personalised. Your own year. £56.99

Swap the banner for your birth year. Same crest, printed for you, one at a time. Three colours, S to 2XL. No minimum order, no setup fee. Made and dispatched by our print-on-demand partner.

Personalise your year →

Option two: The BC Edition. Fixed artwork. £53.99

The crest exactly as drawn: a herbal leaf, THE PREFERABLE HERBAL SINCE BC across the banner, RELAX REALITY below it, the RR monogram set into the base. Printed full-chest on the front, with the monogram repeated small on the upper back. Not personalisable. Printed in the UK on a Stanley/Stella Creator 2.0 long sleeve: 100% organic ring-spun combed cotton, 180 gsm, medium fit. Twelve colours, XXS to 3XL.

Choose the BC Edition →

Why two Options:

They are printed by two different partners, so each ships on its own. The BC Edition is a fixed run; the personalised one is made for you. Pick one, or take both.

The details that matter

• Print: direct-to- garment, made to order. The method that keeps the fine linework crisp on dark cotton, where a standard print dulls it.
• Care: wash inside out at 30°C. Do not tumble dry. Do not iron the print.
• Shipping: printed and dispatched by our partners, tracking sent by email. Allow a few working days before dispatch.
• Returns: see our refund policy. Personalised pieces are made for you, so check the size guide before ordering.